life tip whatever dumb ass name you get siri to call you is what your iphone automatically signs your emails as. i have been applying to jobs for 2 months as queef.
IM DEAD AS HELL
next level truth or dare
I don’t even need to know the story behind this picture it just makes me very happy
Daughter tells her Dad he’s going to be a Grandpa [x]
When he says “really” ;’)
Never leave this un-reblogged
my heart is not okay.. I’m about to cry
I cried already.
it was a 2 second video
I had to click it
I had to know what could possibly happen in two short seconds
*spits out drink*
does anyone know what the gif is from??? its important!!!!!!!
i get so affectionate when i’m sleepy it’s disgusting